Another polling event… indignant outrage sounded from riled up fan girls… and I have been given the thankless job of having to justify why these dashing young men deserve to be slapped. Hey, I’m a fan girl too and I did not ballot for these characters to be slapped! But I’ll do my best to tell you why they’re there.


This is ofcause in the spirit of fun, so keep it light!


Uchiha Sasuke is currently leading (…oh what a biggg surprise…) Check out the poll results at facebook.com/otakuhouse!

The Contestants



1. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
KYAAA!! It’s Sesshomaru!! Eerie oriental flute whistles to the entry of the very cool elder brother of Inuyasha who has an enthusiastic hobby of collecting miniature companions. I don’t know why he’s here, but some people thinks his affection for Rin is bordering on the creepy. Well, I think Sesshomaru is just a big softie at heart.

2. Kuran Kaname (Vampire Knight)
Kuran Kaname is ‘Emo King’. He speaks with a sorrowful voice, poses in various disconsolate ways against the window panes, the bedframe, the chair’s arm, etc. etc.


Every time Kaname comes on screen you can expect to see beautiful maple leaves or a flurry of rueful snow fluttering down while our lonely prince casts a heartbroken faraway look. Cut to Yuki entering the scene, and Kaname puts on an expression of merry grief, mutters “Yuki…” and proceeds to molest her hair, her face, her hand, while hugging the bewildered girl…


And. It. Just. Pisses. Me. Off.


Hey, I’m a Zero fan. I root for the tragic.

3. Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto)
Ever since he first kissed Naruto back in the 3rd episode, I knew this guy was up to no good. Sure enough, he soon succumbed to the seduction of Orochimaru licking his lips and dumped Naruto; caused the demise of the coolest character in the series (Itachi!! Oh how I miss those days when he would dissolve into ravens every time someone threw a kunai at him), and now decided it was Konoha’s fault that he went berserk.


What a prick.

4. Kira Yamato (Gundam Seed)
Kira lives off his rich girlfriend, who showers him with gifts like a Mercedes Gundam Freedom (an act which inevitably forfeited her father’s life); and who gives him an even better vehicle (Strike Freedom) when he gets into space accidents and damaged his previous suit.


Oh ya, this is supposed to be about why Kira deserves to be slapped, not why Lacus is a sucker…

5. Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)
Kyaa!! It’s Roy! Burn me burn me!! Set me on fire!!


-coughs-


Next.

6. Hitsugaya Toushirou (Bleach)
Hitsugaya is a fancy boy. He has the prettiest toys, like an impressive-looking glacial bankai. Sure his weapons produces great visual displays but he hardly ever successfully defeats anyone with it.

7. Tsukiyomi Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
Oh my God! It’s Ikuto! Love the violin playing Death Rebel and the only place I want to slap him is on his feline little ass.

8. Kyoya Hibari (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)
A prefect wielding a couple of batons looking like he’ll beat you senseless any moment can’t be up to any good…

9. Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)
Lelouch by day is Model Student A. Put him in his cloak and helmet, and he transforms into Drama King as he speaks and gestures in imperial melodrama. Actually, I think it’s kinda cute.

10. Sebestian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
I NEED a butler like him. I NEED someone to bake me pastries everyday and tie my shoe laces and engage in Yaoi acts with Ciel whenever I command it. And of cause, he’ll say “my pleasure” when I slap him too.

11. Edward Cullen (Not from anime but deserves a spot)
Bonus character.


If Kaname is ‘Emo-King’, Edward Cullen is ‘Emo-God’. ‘Nuff said.

The team behind Otaku House wrecked their heads and came up with a poll featuring 6 very sexy anime men -ahem-. Here is a write up about the 6 contestants (yes, we’re trying very hard here to justify why these 6 chaps appear in a poll about sex appeal).


You can find this poll in our facebook page at facebook.com/otakuhouse. So come support these unsung heroes who are usually left out in conversations about appeal. Vote and discuss why!


The Contestants


1. Elizabeth from ‘Gintama’
The ultimate mascot. Elizabeth looks like a penguin / duck / bedsheet all rolled into one, with a suspected middle aged man underneath it all. He/she/it communicates with a signboard that he/she/it also doubles up as a weapon to whack enemies with. Although he/she/it can speak quite fluently (and it is distinctively the voice of a middle aged man), he/she/it only does so when Katsura is not around; and only once in about 50 episodes.


So why is this strange creature in this poll??? Hey, he/she/it managed to get a pretty nurse as a girlfriend! That’s an achievement not many can brag about.


Must be those leg hair…

2. Alex Louis Armstrong from ‘Full Metal Alchemist’
Well-built is an understatement. For those who like their man beefy to the point of sculpted muscles; and who strips in a flurry of pink sparkles at every opportunity, this one here is your man.


Next!

3. Grell Sutcliffe from ‘Kuroshitsuji’
Here’s your eccentric soul reaper who reaps with 2 little pairs of scissors, since his preferred modified chainsaw was confiscated. If you’re into Yaoi stuff, I suppose he could provide you with some entertainment. Especially if you’re a demon butler dressed in black.


Otherwise, some find him a pure shudder up their spine.

4. Komamura Sajin from ‘Bleach’
This one’s for the dog lovers. The captain of the Shinigami 7th Division puzzled all when he first appeared with a bucket over his head. That’s fashion that is weird in every sense of the word. It was not until he revealed his canine appearance that we were suddenly struck with shimmering empathy (and howling laughter). I mean, hey, give the poor guy a break! If you looked like that, you wouldn’t think twice about stuffing your head in a bucket too!


Don’t get us wrong now. We love dogs. We just don’t think they are sexy. But you may disagree with us. In which case, go support Komamura and vote for him here.

5. Naraku from ‘Inuyasha’
Just when you think Komamura has a weird fashion sense, Naraku appears sprouting his proud baboon hide, flanked by his CCTV bees. And we never found out what was up with those baboon clothes. Some fetish thing maybe. Well, he soon grew tired of it and chose to float around in a congealing tentacled mess instead.


So if you’re into those tentacle things, or if that low sinister laughter turns you on, vote for Naraku here!

5. Orochimaru from ‘Naruto’
Orochimaru has the profound ability to regurgitate himself out in the middle of battle. It’s a ninja thing. To distract the enemy by being disgusting.


This guy is also the first guy in Naruto to get a shower scene; with Kabuto watching outside (that was one disturbing episode to watch).


So why else is this guy in this poll?? Err… err… He has a really long tongue!

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